Jokes

The bus was crowded when a fat lady entered, "wasn't some gentleman going to offer me a seat". Very small man got up and said shyly, "I'm willing to make a small contribution."

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CUSTOMER: Waiter, I've got only one piece of meat.

WAITER : Just a moment sir, i will cut it into two.

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DENTIST :Please stop howling. I haven't touched your tooth yet.

PATIENT : I know, but you are standing on my foot.

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DINER : I'll have what the man at the next table is having.

WAITER : Okay, but i don't think he'll be too happy about it.

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Favourite useful websites

Some of my favorite and useful websites that i have bookmarked over the years and in recent times
(excuse my yet undeveloped blogging language, just started to blog)
1. www.gmail.com:
This is one site visited more than once a day or should i say several times a day. Knowing that google provides me 15 gb of space , free space, pushes me to use it for all purposes- for official purpose, personal, and even as storage.
I even use it to forward all my official mails so that it is saved as a backup as well as it gives me a notification in my gtalk client in my desktop.

2. www.facebook.com

To live with or without facebook. People who live with it and people who live without it has one thing in common. They both know what facebook.
I fall in the first category.

Though i am mostly a Liker on fb. (a liker -some whose involvement in fb mainly include liking other people's posts)
and including occasional posts once in a while.

I can be found here at fb