02 October 2014


The bus was crowded when a fat lady entered, "wasn't some gentleman going to offer me a seat". Very small man got up and said shyly, "I'm willing to make a small contribution."


CUSTOMER: Waiter, I've got only one piece of meat.

WAITER : Just a moment sir, i will cut it into two.


DENTIST :Please stop howling. I haven't touched your tooth yet.

PATIENT : I know, but you are standing on my foot.


DINER : I'll have what the man at the next table is having.

WAITER : Okay, but i don't think he'll be too happy about it.


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